To whom it may concern..

here's a word for ya

face·less
adj.

1.Having no face.
2. Without character or identity; anonymous: faceless soldiers guarding the compound; a faceless industrial conglomerate; a faceless prick posting on daves message board.

In simple words, post summat useful on the message board or fuck off.

nuff said

Guestbook Entries

It has come to my attention that various individuals have posted to the guestbook of late using a 'nom de plume'.

Now, it's one thing repeatedly using the word 'cunt' and masquerading as a white rasterfarian when it's blatently obvious that you're Tom Browning of Dawley, Telford. In fact this kind of behaviour is to be applauded methinks.

However it's quite another thing to rant in a personal manner (the validity of which it is not my remit to dicuss) and then sign yourself as 'Undisclosed'. In fact I would call it an act of cowardice of the highest order. If you would like to surface and reveal your true identity, please e-mail me and I will ensure that justice is served in the approriate manner.

Until then, shut up.

I'm No. 1 on google too. How ace is that.

...Bread and butter in the gutter, and I thought it was you


They haven't made the doll yet which could show you that they made me drink a pint of wine. With straws.

PS. I'm No.1 on Google. Yay. That's the sort of shit that can happen when the Sun's in Leo.

I truely understand how you feel
But this could all be ended if you stopped getting your cock out in public houses mate! :)

An Apology

Director General of the Northern Monkey Web Corporation, Dave G, announced today that he's really slack at updating his blog and would like people to go to his house and shout "oi you slack muppett, update your site you big girl".

Thank You

Mine's in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch - it's a nice town, but try saying it when your pissed!

Keep taking the drugs bro